1.26.2006

What I Learned Today

DO NOT MAKE OPRAH MAD.

Or else she will force you to go on live television, and then she will proceed not only to call you a liar, but also she will bring several of her friends out to call you a liar. Then she will question everything about you, from your integrity to your paternity. And then she will cut you.

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