Felinus Disdainus

There are times when my cat Lulu makes it known full well that she just puts up with me because I can open the fridge and pour out her cat food.

For example, a couple minutes ago, I did one of my Fabulous Sneezes (sixteen times in a row, thank you, I rule), and she paused in the middle of her cleansing ritual to give me The Look. The one that says, "I'm extremely wonderful, and I'm doing something very important, namely cleaning up my own feces, so could you puhleeeeeeease not bother me, you Tiny Insignificant Thing."

It's pretty humbling, knowing your cat feels superior to you, even when she is licking her butt.