What teacher went to school this morning and got all the way to her classroom, where she encountered another teacher who informed her that the principal had asked Teacher 2 to please tell Teacher 1 that her skirt was unzipped?
And then, what teacher discovered that the zipper on her skirt was actually broken, and it wouldn't go either up OR down, so she went to the student bathroom and wrestled with the skirt and about fifty safety pins for ten minutes, all while hiding in a tiny toilet stall?
And THEN, what teacher found herself obsessively patting her own booty all day in an effort to reassure herself that everything was properly hidden?
P.S. What teacher bolted from the school at 3:00 sharp so she could get home and discard her wardrobe malfunction?