Yesterday as I was leaving school, I passed some runners. They were in pretty good shape, and I admit I slowed down to enjoy the scenery.
... and then I realized I was ogling the RHS track team.
"Yipes!" I thought. "I'M MARY KAY LETOURNEAU!"
So I sped home, took a scalding hot shower, and got drunk*. Because: EWW.
and by "got drunk," I definitely mean "ate an ice cream bar."
Ms. Mei Flower
- Mei
- I'm a spinster schoolmarm with a degree in English; I watch artsy movies about British people; I knit while watching the History Channel; I listen to NPR in the car; I eat frozen dinners on the couch. Is that stereotypical enough for you? No? Well, then ... and I have a cat.
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oh come on now... it's not THAT bad-- it's not like they were thirteen and you'd WATCHED THEM GROW UP. ::shudder::
whatcha knitting? I am still doing the zombie penguin... found a nifty recorder thing for his belly but it's too big. Dagnabbit.
Either way, it's gross.
I'm knitting a sock, of course. Not on 1s, though; I think I've banished those.
I'm on Ravelry now: meiflower.
That's hilarious! :)
Wait till you're my age and pretty much EVERYONE is younger than you. :)
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