Big Scare

Yesterday as I was leaving school, I passed some runners. They were in pretty good shape, and I admit I slowed down to enjoy the scenery.

... and then I realized I was ogling the RHS track team.

"Yipes!" I thought. "I'M MARY KAY LETOURNEAU!"

So I sped home, took a scalding hot shower, and got drunk*. Because: EWW.

and by "got drunk," I definitely mean "ate an ice cream bar."


Angela said...

oh come on now... it's not THAT bad-- it's not like they were thirteen and you'd WATCHED THEM GROW UP. ::shudder::

whatcha knitting? I am still doing the zombie penguin... found a nifty recorder thing for his belly but it's too big. Dagnabbit.

Mei said...

Either way, it's gross.

I'm knitting a sock, of course. Not on 1s, though; I think I've banished those.

I'm on Ravelry now: meiflower.

Cindy Swanson said...

That's hilarious! :)

Wait till you're my age and pretty much EVERYONE is younger than you. :)


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