Somebody's in Trouble

So my cat Lulu saunters up the stairs today, all, "Hey Mom! What's up?" and I am IMMEDIATELY suspicious, because her usual MO is to ignore me until it looks like I am going to the fridge and then to yowl loudly like she hasn't been fed since 2002.

I go downstairs to investigate (like Jessica Fletcher) and that cat has THROWN UP on the sock I'm knitting. Just upchucked all over it, like she's making a statement or something.

AND THEN--and this really hurts--I see that she has horked up a hairball ON MY REMOTE CONTROL!!!

She knows how to get me, that cat.