Booking Through Thursday: Desperation

What’s the most desperate thing you’ve read because it was the only available reading material?

If it was longer than a cereal box or an advertisement, did it turn out to be worth your while?

I once read the student handbook of my school, cover to cover. We are technically supposed to read it every year, I think, but it always says the same things.

Except I found out, this year, that this line had been added to the student dress code:
No grills or mouth jewelry

So ... yeah, I think it was worth it.