2.12.2007

Name Game

Today I was watching Awesomely Wacky Celebrity Baby Names on VH1, and by "watching," I definitely mean "falling asleep to."

Anyway, I don't see why celebrities should be the only ones who burden bless their children with weird names. Us normal folks should have that opportunity too.

To that end, I am in the process of creating a business that will name your kid for you. I happen to have a gift for this, as my vocabulary is really big prodigious and voluminous. I bet I can come up with some whoppers.

My first offering is this: Tarantula. Come on, you know that's an awesome name. NOBODY is going to mess with a kid named Tarantula. (Tarantula Flower ... I like it!)

This offer is available for a limited time only.

2 comments:

Shannon said...

Did you mean "We normal folks..."? Because if you did, say what you mean Greg Brady.

Mei said...

I was making a point using bad grammar. You see, most people, i.e. "normal folks," would (incorrectly) use the subjective case ("us"), thereby uniting them as a majority, and making that which is abnormal into what is norm... whatever. You got me.

 

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