Crack-a-Toe-a

I stubbed my big toe on a chair today, and it hurts like fire. It's not bleeding, but it feels like it is. Like I've got internal hemorrhaging under my toenail and I'm going to bleed out, except on the inside.

I'd take off the polish and look for a giant blood blister under my toenail, if not for the fact that I JUST got a pedicure.

Priorities, people.