Tales from the Test

Our students have received strict instructions pertaining to their conduct during the state tests. One thing that has been emphasized like, one THOUSAND times is that they are not to have food or drink anywhere near the test. (Because a doughnut crumb might make its way into an answer bubble and masquerade as a heavy dark mark, and it could be the wrong answer--the ONE WRONG ANSWER--that ruins our school average and puts us on the Bad List? Maybe.)

So guess whose soda exploded all over her desk as she was reading the Lame Directions Script.