I Beg and I Plead

Dear God,

Please oh please oh please oh please make it snow thirty-six inches tonight.

At the very least, please make it so cold that the rain freezes on the ground and ices over so the superintendent of schools slips and falls on the way to get his morning paper and decides it's too dangerous to open the schools.

Or at the very VERY least, please set the school on fire but don't let the security cameras catch me doing it ... er, I mean ...