My Friends Story for Today

Last week I got a Coke out of the machine at school. Those cokes have been there all summer, probably. Anyway, I opened it, and a great big solid blob rushed up out of the opening. I immediately thought, "Oh no! Not a thumb!" And then I thought, "Ooh! Eight thousand dollars!"

It turned out to be just ice, but for a minute there I almost puked and jumped for joy at the same time.