What My Birth Month Says about Me

Let's see if this quiz is correct:

JULY Birthdays:

Fun to be with. I say yes.

Secretive. No doubt about it.

Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Wholeheartedly yes, and confirmed by many people.

Quiet unless excited or tensed. I don't know what this means. Does it mean I don't say anything and then, once "excited or tensed," I let fly? Because that's true. On the other hand, if it means that I speak in a soft voice unless I get riled, that is UNTRUE; my voice carries and I mean it to.

Takes pride in oneself. Mostly true. Except for days when I don't.

Has reputation. A reputation for what? This is too vague. There are many things this could pertain to: social life, work ethic, personality. In which case: no, maybe, yes, respectively.

Easily consoled. Again, too vague. Like, "Here, let me kiss your booboo?" and I stop crying? I'm not FIVE.

Honest. Yes, definitely. Unless I'm lying.

Concerned about people's feelings. So wrong it's flipped back to right again.

Tactful. It depends on the situation. Most times, though, no.

Friendly. I wouldn't say this about myself.

Approachable. Or this.

Emotional, temperamental and unpredictable. Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

Moody and easily hurt. Moody, yes, but not so easily hurt. It depends on the situation.

Witty and sparkly. I'll cop to the "witty," but I REFUSE "sparkly."

Not revengeful. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Forgiving but never forgets
. True.

Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Oh, my goodness, YES. And yet, I work in a field that is almost entirely made up of these things.

Guides others physically and mentally. Der. It's my job.

Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. I would not say this. Well, I would, but I wouldn't be able to say it with a straight face.

Caring and loving. If you know me at all, you know the answer to this.

Treats others equally. I do have a VERY highly-developed sense of justice, so ... maybe.

Strong sense of sympathy. Okay, what's the strongest way to say "no"?

Wary and sharp
. Sho' 'nough.

Judges people through observations. Yes. Also, "judges people, full stop."

Hardworking. I work very hard to do the least amount of work possible.

No difficulties in studying. This is totally true. But I can't see how every person with a July birthday could say the same.

Loves to be alone. Totally.

Always broods about the past and the old friends. I wouldn't say I "brood." It's not like I was my best self in high school or college. Anyway, I'd say I tend to focus on the future.

Likes to be quiet. Well, I do like OTHER PEOPLE to be quiet, especially when I am trying to say something.

Homely person. I resent the implication that I'm ugly. I'M NOT UGLY.

Waits for friends. I ... what? Does it mean that I don't drive off without them? Because I guess that's true.

Never looks for friends. Huh? Because I expect THEM to find ME? I don't understand this statement.

Not aggressive unless provoked. Like a wild dog? No? I guess?

Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Sadly, true.

Loves to be loved
. How is this not true for EVERYONE?

Easily hurt but takes long to recover
. I wouldn't say I'm easily hurt, but the recovery does tend to be long.

Analysis: This is stupid. The end.

1 comment:

Shannon said...

Homely....BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. That was funny.

I did find a lot of those things true about you, though. Especially the ones about you not being caring, loving, friendly, or care what people think. (i.e. Remember when you turned 30???)


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