Today I lay in bed, dozing and listening to the local news, halfway hoping that I'd hear this:
BREAKING NEWS
A tornado has hit in the vicinity of Randomville High School. There will be no classes today.
But (un?)fortunately, I heard no such thing, and so I got out of bed, grudgingly, and said--as I always do, "Well, poop."
I'm really not at my best in the morning.
Ms. Mei Flower
- Mei
- I'm a spinster schoolmarm with a degree in English; I watch artsy movies about British people; I knit while watching the History Channel; I listen to NPR in the car; I eat frozen dinners on the couch. Is that stereotypical enough for you? No? Well, then ... and I have a cat.
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