This may be the best one yet.
There's a drugstore down the road from RHS that shares space with a little mom-and-pop video/dvd place, and they'll post little ads on their big SuperD sign that everybody sees from the highway. I'd like to emphasize that this sign is located at the very intersection where you turn off to get to Randomville High (though I should maybe mention that we DID have the lowest average ACT scores of all three high schools in Random County last year, because lord knows I'VE heard it about a billion times).
So tonight I was driving home from school after dress rehearsal--AT 10:00 P.M--and I happened to glance over at the sign and this is what it said:
FRIDAY NIGHT SPEACIAL
Right? That's pretty bad, but it gets SO MUCH BETTER:
BRING WILDCATS TICKET STUB
AND GET FREE RENAL
And if you think that I'm not gonna be first in line with my ticket stub in hand, demanding my free kidney exam ... well you have obviously got better health insurance than I do.
Ms. Mei Flower
- Mei
- I'm a spinster schoolmarm with a degree in English; I watch artsy movies about British people; I knit while watching the History Channel; I listen to NPR in the car; I eat frozen dinners on the couch. Is that stereotypical enough for you? No? Well, then ... and I have a cat.
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That's so funny (and sad)!
Last spring our local hospital became a "smoke-free campus." My seniors wanted to show up and demand free cigarettes because of the sign out front that said:
NICOTINE FREE
ON APRIL 17!
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