Saved by the Bell

There's a new face at RHS.

I prayed to the education gods, "Please oh please oh please replace our fallen comrade with a Zach Morris wannabe, all charisma and cracked get-rich-quick schemes, but nonetheless hot and also single, with the ability to make 1520 on his SATs."

And I graded all my papers and entered grades in the computer and CLEANED OFF MY DESK and turned in my lesson plans on time, and the education gods have seen fit to bless me with ... Screech.