Imagine, if you will, that a hypothetical person, who may or may not actually exist, hypothetically gets called to the hypothetical principal (who may or may not exist)'s office, upon which she is hypothetically asked if she is hypothetically Mei Flower (who may or may not exist), to which she flat out answers yes. Hypothetically. But, still hypothetically, she (who may or may not exist) is asked not to hypothetically censor herself, except in the hypothetical instances in which she might hypothetically deride a hypothetical colleague (who may or may not exist)'s hypothetical behavior. To which she (still hypothetical) hypothetically agrees.
I'm a spinster schoolmarm with a degree in English; I watch artsy movies about British people; I knit while watching the History Channel; I listen to NPR in the car; I eat frozen dinners on the couch.
Is that stereotypical enough for you?
No?
Well, then ... and I have a cat.
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WHAT???
Expound, please...
Imagine, if you will, that a hypothetical person, who may or may not actually exist, hypothetically gets called to the hypothetical principal (who may or may not exist)'s office, upon which she is hypothetically asked if she is hypothetically Mei Flower (who may or may not exist), to which she flat out answers yes. Hypothetically. But, still hypothetically, she (who may or may not exist) is asked not to hypothetically censor herself, except in the hypothetical instances in which she might hypothetically deride a hypothetical colleague (who may or may not exist)'s hypothetical behavior. To which she (still hypothetical) hypothetically agrees.
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