Dear CSI: I Don't Have a Complaint This Week

Greg's hair didn't look horrible and Nick has shaved off his mustache; those are the most important things.

Then there was the lady who killed her kid because she was crazy; that's always good.

The top half of Catharine's face didn't move, and her lips are GIMUNGOUS, so that's the same as always.

And that girl whose dad blew himself up when he buried Nick alive is back, and I'm pretty sure that's gonna turn out badly.

No puke, no guts, not even a dead body to autopsy.

So, all in all, I'm gonna have to say ... satisfactory, but still not working to potential.

Please return this report card with your parent's signature.